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The Mathemagician

@ProtractorUser

Maths geek and fan of Pi. Please note this is not often monitored during school holidays.

Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathematician answered "Polynomial. Polygon."


What do we think? 1 or 9?

the answer to this is NINE what are yall ON 😭

notactiveera's tweet image. the answer to this is NINE what are yall ON 😭


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almost my fave day of the year when I get to remind everyone against their will that irish people invented Halloween and carved these nightmarish turnips instead of pumpkins

rosielanners's tweet image. almost my fave day of the year when I get to remind everyone against their will that irish people invented Halloween and carved these nightmarish turnips instead of pumpkins

In other news, the seven dwarves found out today that they could only meet up in groups of six. One of them isn’t Happy.


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Guy’s security camera catches kid tearing it up on his driveway almost every day, so he decides to do something about it.


My pet mouse, Elvis, died this morning. He was caught in a trap.


Harder than it looks...

ProtractorUser's tweet image. Harder than it looks...

So I bought the wife a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it!


I recently lost my thesaurus. I just can’t find the words to express my sadness.


Hope you are all staying safe. Here’s a pic to cheer you up.

ProtractorUser's tweet image. Hope you are all staying safe. Here’s a pic to cheer you up.

Today’s date 02/02/2020 is a palindrome for everyone in the world (Americans swap the day and month around). This hasn’t happened for 900 years, apparently.


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