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Literally no one: Not a single person: I mean it, no one: Especially not twelve year old girls: YW beehive leader: “so let’s all write down what we want our perfect husband to be like.”
For those who are interested, here is the copy of my BYU graduation speech. Personally, I believe calling my remarks “divisive”, “selfish”, and “unrelatable to the student body” is a mischaracterization. I invite you all to take a look and decide for yourselves.
it’s not every day that you get subtweeted by an apostle of the church 🙃
God telling the prophet to tell people to get vaccinated while simultaneously giving individual Mormons personal revelation that they shouldn’t get vaccinated
Wait, wait, this just in! It appears the mechanism to know whether they are being prophetic or not is……. How much they agree with your political opinions?!
God is such a silly goose, giving Mormons Prophets yet still requiring them to parse out when they are actually BEING prophets, as opposed to “speaking as men,” all the while giving them no mechanism by which to come to the correct conclusion. Such an absolute saucy minx!
Mormons be like, “the prophet was only speaking as a man when he said to get vaccinated.” I’m just gonna rip this band aid off for you, 100% of the time he is only speaking as a man.
You walk into a McDonalds and everything beepin’
So, in the pre-existence, our Choice ultimately came down to choosing free agency (Jesus) or being forced to be good (Satan). Here me out though, were we not essentially forced to make this choice? Why was there no third option to just remain in your current state?
My favorite thing about the armor of god is how there is a part of it that is for ur dick
Look I have been going THROUGH IT since April 2019 and not ONCE have I got one of those “I just had the impression I needed to talk to you,” texts from a Mormon and I guess I am just asking what gives?
Gonna start an ex Mormon podcast called the “TEA-lestial kingdom,” and I’d appreciate it if anyone could give me a premise for it
Ok here me out. Does the LDS church ACTUALLY have Heavenly Mother as part of their doctrine? Cuz like, if you tell people that you have a certain doctrine, yet you refuse to reveal ANYTHING about it, is it ACTUALLY a doctrine? Or is it just gaslighting?
A concept: an alcoholic drink called, “The Atonement,” that just.... takes all your fucken pain away
My older coworker saw that I was having a bad day last week and she literally WROTE down a TikTok for me to watch 😭😭😭😭😭
Petition to start calling the Johnson & Johnson recipients, “one pump chumps.”
As far as the h*nk sm*th drama, there is NO WAY a BYU professor just so HAPPENS to end up on a prolific Deznat account and calls a gay student Korihor without knowing that it’s the dumbest mistake of his life. He HAD to think he was anonymous
Once those two world wide days of fasting and prayer kick in it is OVER for you hoes
Hahahaha I am sorry I just can’t the LDS church literally once said, “hmm, hear me out.... maybe if our missionaries were essentially given zero contact with their families and friends, it will help them think about them LESS?”
There is no Mormonism if not buffet style Mormonism
God is such a silly goose, giving Mormons Prophets yet still requiring them to parse out when they are actually BEING prophets, as opposed to “speaking as men,” all the while giving them no mechanism by which to come to the correct conclusion. Such an absolute saucy minx!
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