Prude Problems
@PrudeProblems1
If your lookin' for my goodies keep on lookin' cause they stay in the jar.
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Fuck you mistletoe. All you do is remind me that I have no one to kiss. #prudeproblems
Fuck this long weekend. It just means another day that I will be sitting thinking about how I DON'T have a boyfriend. #prudeproblems
When ANOTHER one of your friends gets a boyfriend. <<<<<<<<< 😒😒😒 #prudeproblems #whyyyy #foreveralone
Maybe I'm just a circadian bug who doesn't know how to count. #itsbeenlongerthan17yrs #ineedtostartroamingforsex #prudeproblems
Circadian bugs live underground for 17 years and then emerge and roam the earth for sex. #prudefact
Snap chat- made by hoes for hoes #dontsendnudes #trashy #prudeproblems
I don't know how most people find their husbands/wives in college. #prudeproblems
If I had to @ a hoe I would be here all day. #everyoneisahoe #exceptme #prudeproblems
Has any of my prudies seen the Great Gatsby yet? Leonardo can make any prude girl sweat. 😍 #prudeproblems
Oh who am I kidding?!?! I wonder about that stuff ALL THE TIME. #prudeproblems #foreveralone
Sometimes you wonder if you'll ever find true love #prudeproblems
Sometimes you want someone who can hold you at night #prudeproblems
Sometimes you just want to have someone you know will be there for you. #prudeproblems
I go from having a crush on you to being obsessed with you in like 2 days. #prudeproblems
I hate when I start to like someone because they are literally all I can think about. #prudeproblems
Other peoples' idea of hookin up "Let's have sex"- My idea of hookin up "Let's fall in love get married & grow old together" @PrudeProblems1
Some girls are girlfriend material Other girls are wifey material and I'm none of the above. #prudeproblems
away with people around the same age as my parents. #HappyfuckingNewYear
surprised to see about 10 ppl in the bar (all around the age of 40). In the end I got no New Year's kiss and I ended up dancing the night
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