Paul
@PualTwo
33 | Computer Nerd | Sometimes makes music and writes vaguely amusing tweets
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doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
The only purpose of "April Fools" is that it highlights how susceptible most people are to being lied to, and how so many lack critical thinking skills. It's the one day a year when it's actually advertised that you will be misled, and people fall for it every time.
*Sees new Daft Punk video* "OH BOY" *5 minutes later*
The 1st Amendment, 1984, and The Bible gotta be top 3 most cited material by people who didn’t read them
New Twitter features in 2020: ❌tools to fight disinformation ❌getting rid of hate speech ✅carp
You guys know there's another Christmas next year right?
Game Devs Are Real People - You Can't Send Them Death Threats Just Because You're An Overgrown Toddler thegamer.com/cyberpunk-2077…
Joe Biden makes an appeal to Trump supporters: "I understand the disappointment tonight. I've lost a couple times myself. Now, let's give each other a chance." "This is the time to heal in America"
Good morning! If you only look at one map today, make it this one. This is what red/blue states really look like. Land doesn't vote. People do. #ElectionResults2020
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time....
Quite a moment as Andy Burnham is shown the government’s £22 million offer on live TV.
You think 5G is fast? Have you seen our checkout staff
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
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