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Pumped Up Murder Sloth

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“So what?” He follows her, disbelieving. “You walk away? We never see each other again?” She leads her horse by the bridle. “That’s the idea.” “No,” he says, “we’ve been through too much together.” “We have,” she says and climbs into the saddle. “That’s why I’m leaving.”


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I'm an "influencer" in the sense that I influenced Bingley to break off his relationship with Jane and not return to Netherfield


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Me ending a Zoom call

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“You need to be nicer,” her party leader says. “Omg you’re so right and smart,” the witch says. He hesitates. “Do you really agree or are you lying so I don’t suspect you if I get cursed?” She reaches out and plucks a strand of his hair. “Soooo smart.” He has made a mistake.


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clear air, solid ground

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Vengeance is a dish best served IMMEDIATELY. @jasonsulli @juliensolomita


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Look, it's no use asking questions like "Wait a second, are you bricking me up in the wine cellar?" and "But why are you bricking me up in the wine cellar?" What matters is you're in there and I'm out here, and we're both just going to have to make our peace with that


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Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it


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TERFs are honestly just very, very boring


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"New year, new me," I say as I disappear and eventually resurface as the Count of Monte Cristo


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None of this would be happening if you had just kept your hand at the level of your eyes


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Hang in there.


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"I hope this email finds you well." How this email finds me:

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How this email finds me:

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happy holidays from this smol bean 🎄


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Live now, co-streaming @thegameawards! twitch.tv/kate Let's celebrate the best in gaming!


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Explode my heart why don’t ya.

Sometimes the only way I can get him to eat more is with a little song and dance.



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