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Of all the stories of greed, this one takes the cake! tiktok.com/t/ZTFUVothm/
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I guess his dad was thinking of what soap to use…then it Dawned on him
What’s the best shape to get rid of a wizard’s curse? A hexagone! #BaDumTss
🎶 Oh what pun it is to ride on a pun horse o-pun sleigh? 🎶 #BaDumTss
I invented a robot made of eggs that always dances. When I tell people about it, they think I’m eggs-are-gyrating (exaggerating). #BaDumTss
I don’t trust any videocassette tapes found in streams in the state of Maine. I don’t trust the Maine-stream media.
I glued a wristwatch to the bottom of my feet and my butt so whether sitting or standing, I’ll always be on time.
All great fairy tales begin with cringe, the chess piece that has the most number of same pieces as itself, and takes place in a place named “Heim”: Wince, a pawn at Heim #BaDumTss
If @CinderellaMovie were known for making puns, it’d be called Punderella
First day of chiropractor school Instructor: “Hello everyone, let’s go around and answer this question: What is your backstory?” #BaDumTss
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