Punchonly
@Punchonly
Grandpa was a vaudeville comedian. He kept the set-ups and the punchlines on two separate pieces of paper. We lost one of the pieces of paper.
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I don’t care how big her cans were, nobody wants to repeat the fifth grade. #punchonly
I don’t mean to be a sore loser, but I think those other girls were using their arms. #punchonly
Which end of the horse did you think you were going to be, Roger? #punchonly
I hope she misspelled it, otherwise your mother and I are getting a divorce. #punchonly
So: I caught the ping pong ball and we lived happily ever after. #punchonly
And then the horse says: Thanks, but you’re on your own, Mister. #punchonly
I might be a centipede, baby, but I ain't got that many legs. #punchonly
Grandpa was a comedian. He kept the set-ups and the punchlines on two separate pieces of paper. We lost one of the pieces of paper.
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