Punchonly's profile picture. Grandpa was a vaudeville comedian. He kept the set-ups and the punchlines on two separate pieces of paper. We lost one of the pieces of paper.

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Grandpa was a vaudeville comedian. He kept the set-ups and the punchlines on two separate pieces of paper. We lost one of the pieces of paper.

I don’t care how big her cans were, nobody wants to repeat the fifth grade. #punchonly


And the Cop says: 'Nope. It was in the glovebox.' #punchonly


I don’t mean to be a sore loser, but I think those other girls were using their arms. #punchonly


Because he told me to duck his stick. #punchonly


Which end of the horse did you think you were going to be, Roger? #punchonly


I hope she misspelled it, otherwise your mother and I are getting a divorce. #punchonly


Well, put your boots on anyway! #punchonly


So: I caught the ping pong ball and we lived happily ever after. #punchonly


And the waiter says: No sir, Jeth doesn't have a lisp. #punchonly


No, but I’m pretty sure your mayonnaise went bad. #punchonly


And then the horse says: Thanks, but you’re on your own, Mister. #punchonly


I might be a centipede, baby, but I ain't got that many legs. #punchonly


Grandpa was a comedian. He kept the set-ups and the punchlines on two separate pieces of paper. We lost one of the pieces of paper.


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