
πper ramsey
@PyperProblems
forensic psychology MA, mom + wife, millennial
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Ummm @ChipotleTweets why does my reward automatically apply to the cheaper entree even though both entrees are eligible? I had to make two separate orders to get the barbacoa burrito taken off 🙃🙃


My high school bully’s wife (who was also a real dick to me) likes all my Facebook posts and I’m choosing to interpret that as her saying “I’m sorry ur way cooler than I am actually” ☺️
literally getting on twitter to vote for america's first impression rose, what is my life rn #bachelorette
“Mommy you help me open this?” “Yes of course but first you have to tell me who’s your faaavorite mommy” “Ummmm. Peyton’s mommy is my favorite.”
We were so excited to redo our kitchen backsplash during my husbands vacation, ordered it from @Lowes and told it would be here Tuesday June 28. It’s Saturday July 2nd, he goes back to work Monday, and no tile in sight 🙃
Sure, you can homeschool your kids to prevent them being shot. But they could also get shot up at a freaking grocery store, mall, or movie theater- this is absurd
People are like “yeah we’ll universal healthcare sounds great until you realize they’re paying 30% income tax!!” Ok I’m paying 30% income tax AND 12% of our take home pay goes to health insurance sooooooo
A definitive list of the top ten hottest Supreme Court Justices of all time (because I don't feel like writing my Property exam).
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- 11. Mike McCoy N/A
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