QueefMaster
@QueefCommander
Nothin like a fresh slab of meat to get my gravy lips all slick and slippery.I like the beach, I hate the mall and I love smotherin' ma brothers in butter.
RT @PopSci: The world's first anthropomimetic robot--basically, a robot with a human skeleton. Video: bit.ly/HcR03t
The world's first anthropomimetic robot--basically, a robot with a human skeleton. Video: bit.ly/HcR03t
I am a big fat proud black man who fucking owns at bluegrass lead guitar..I assemble wooden ships in bottles and sculpt toothpick statues..
she was a voodoo woman named phyllis before the operation..
I love how all these celebs salute Whit like they knew her- no one knows Whit like I did. #fuckinhaters
@Cloudmane420 this is true.. but in combination.. with the right good vibrations... with the task at hand... they can produce the sistine c
#trollfoot I must slake my thirst with abundant Rum Ham and the sweet flowing ambrosia nectars of the Gods on high #shrooms
i like the idea of being a giant or even gigantism better than being a patriot for such a shitty country as the U.S.. Those dogmatic turds..
man, i got go for about thirty dirty furburgers right 'bout 'mediately... ooh praise the lord! hallelujah!
The squirelly moustache petes are at it again! Let the invisible hand guide the economy, more like let the invisible boner jerk himself off.
Have you guys heard about these l'il eggs that you fuck? . I fetched a bakers dozen for myself!
Bow down to the commander queefs. You pitiable lips will meet your doom at my raucus hand.
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