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I’m loving wearing my mask everywhere. I kind of look like a fat Cobra Trooper and it’s harder to recognize me so no one comes up to me on the streets and yells PENIS anymore.
I’m definitely part of the 99%
Weird how 99% of the population is just so much hotter with a mask on
GUESS WHAT. New episodes of #Letterkenny streaming Christmas Day only on Crave.🎄 @LetterkennyProb @MichelleMylett @KTrevorWilson @summernate
Good boy... I give 25 out of 10
Cologne’s too expensive. I just use sunscreen. Banana Boat.
Your neighbour put a Corvette engine in a Ford Ranger like, what a fuckin’ basic.
You drove the riding mower shit faced and now you got a corn maze.
The truth here!!! Get out and get a job people...
Children of North America, you can’t all be YouTube stars and Instagram influencers. Somebody has to work the fry station
Been in the studio all night making new tunes in Nashville for you guys. Maybe even @BOB95FM will be convinced to play some of my stuff....
Don’t trade the friends you have for the friends you want.
Happy Valentines Day to me!
Because you said please...
*Vikings in the No. 6 seed with a QB on $84M contract* Media: HAHAHAHA WHAT A STUPID MOVE THEY MIGHT MISS THE PLAYOFFS *Packers currently out of playoff picture with a QB on $134M contract* Media: Well yeah but the Vikings gave Kirk Cousins $84M hahahahaha how stupid
I wonder if cousins will be a baby and make them fire zimmer? Wait, wrong state.
Our 6 month old rabbit has fallen in love with our 2 yr old rabbit and she is just not that into him. It is the saddest/funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. I don’t get out much
If you are actually offended by the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” you have never actually listened to all of the lyrics and are a stupid fucking moron. Merry Christmas
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