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The internet's premium parody repository for inspiring quotes from some of the greatest people in history.

"Rich people go bankrupt, poor people just go broke" - Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson


"I will pay you next Tuesday for a Moussaka today" - Yanis Varoufakis


"Dammit Windows 8!! Why do you always crash when I need you most..." - Alan Turing


"Good things are fun!!" - Sherlock Holmes (no shit....)


"I'm soo ahead of my time even when I speak upon the future I'm just reminiscing" - Plato: 324BC, Greece


"May the Forth be with you" - 'Old' Ben Kenobi


"Dude, the Pharaoh sounds pissed!!" - Unknown slave


"In the game of thrones, you either win or you die" - King Richard III


"Always assume people think you're crazy; because you are; and they do" - Al Gore


"Trust no one. Even your shadow will desert you in darkness" - Mother Theresa


"Never be the first to do anything. That's way too much pressure" - Buzz Aldrin


"Man cannot live on sub par steak alone" - Jeremy Clarkson


"Absence makes the heart do something...." - Sir William Shakespeare


"Get rich or try dying" - 50 Cent


"When life gets you down, fuck life; you're better than that!!" - His Holiness the Dalai Lama


"The best thing about the internet is you can attribute a quote to anyone" - Abraham Lincoln


"Nothing in the world is certain except for death and taxes; unless of course you are rich" - Lord Fink


"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" - Albert Einstein


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