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I'm just a classic, simple, socialist guy who doesn't want roommates

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The Thread recounting my Magic Mushroom retreat mishap in Colombia 2 weeks ago! ENJOY

If you’ve ever wanted to hear an absurd and enlightening story.. Here’s my account of a very weird mushroom ceremony I took part in in Colombia a couple weeks back! 🧵



Yes. It's called 'being first on the call sheet'

Nicole Kidman says she’s a big fan of naps: “I'm a huge believer in naps. I can sleep anywhere. Put me on the floor with a sweater, I could fall asleep.”

PopCrave's tweet image. Nicole Kidman says she’s a big fan of naps:

“I'm a huge believer in naps. I can sleep anywhere. Put me on the floor with a sweater, I could fall asleep.”


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Not shocked at this news. This is the same airline that inexplicably let Kevin McCalister board the wrong plane in ‘92.

BREAKING: American Airlines has grounded all flights due to a technical issue. The FAA has issued a nationwide ground stop at the start of Christmas Eve



"Make" the yuletide gay? It's not a choice..


Got interrupted by the TV while scrolling Instagram and didn't realize my phone stayed on a reel of a guy carving chicken and now my algorithm thinks my entire personality is a guy who wants to see other guys carving chicken


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not the time, iphone

50FirstTates's tweet image. not the time, iphone

It's true. We'll absolutely rock your psyche with scathing criticisms, though

Studies consistently find that gay men commit very little violent crime. Possibly even less than straight women.

StatisticUrban's tweet image. Studies consistently find that gay men commit very little violent crime. Possibly even less than straight women.


Can Doug Ford not ride a bike? This petty fixation makes literally no sense unless he's jealous

#Breaking: Ford government to ban lawsuits against province if cyclists are hurt or killed on streets where bike lanes were removed trib.al/Wr39Had



Date me

How to Date in Your Thirties When You're Only Attracted to Wario: ow.ly/ZcbE50JTvI6

Reductress's tweet image. How to Date in Your Thirties When You're Only Attracted to Wario: ow.ly/ZcbE50JTvI6


The thirst from businesses is beyond control at this stage of the Swiftpocalypse

RDefina's tweet image. The thirst from businesses is beyond control at this stage of the Swiftpocalypse

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nothing on the 'for you' tab is for me


Okay, what did I miss?

RDefina's tweet image. Okay, what did I miss?

Say what you will about the Canadian Court system, but they've really done a great job preventing us from having to listen to new Hedley music


Do swimmers method swim as fish? Because girl looks like a piranha

RDefina's tweet image. Do swimmers method swim as fish? Because girl looks like a piranha

This Eiffel tower amendment looks like a mid-life crisis tramp stamp

RDefina's tweet image. This Eiffel tower amendment looks like a mid-life crisis tramp stamp

Because imagination is the place where other men get naked

Why don’t straight men read novels? | @dazed buff.ly/3WeX1Gf



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"IS NOW A GOOD TIME?" 🚨 Now on @X 🚨


I cannot believe that we are allowing AI video to be shared online when there are people out there who still believe that politicians eat children because they read a tweet from an account with no profile pic and two followers


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This is a really awkward moment but can somebody please quickly explain who Donald trump is


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Gay dating discourse is so futile yet hilarious because it’s literally men dating men, it was doomed from the start


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