RHUL_Fly's profile picture. I don't get what all the buzz is about.

RHUL Fly

@RHUL_Fly

I don't get what all the buzz is about.

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Did I hear this right? 24 hours of @madelinebreed live on air, on 20th-21st April? #FlyOnTheWall


I wasn't always this way. When I was human, I found a lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie with a hearing aid sprung out of the spout. Said I have one wish. I said "I wish I was fly".


That's what I call fast food!

RHUL_Fly's tweet image. That's what I call fast food!

"Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my teacup?" "I wouldn’t know, sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortuneteller." The meaning? I was thirsty. Seriously, you humans get as deep when you're thinking, as I do when I'm trash diving.


"What do you call a dead fly? – A flew." How is this even a 'joke'? No, seriously... How would you like it? "The man who created autocorrect has died. Resturant in peace." Not so funny now, is it? Oh, wait... Never mind...


Q: What do you call a Fly with no wings or legs? A: A roll. Nope. An even more hurt fly.


Q: What do you call a Fly without wings? A: A walk. Nope. A very hurt fly.


What do you call a fly that can dance? A jitterbug.


What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird! But we can flip the bird, just fine.


I can't wait! How much is the rent?

Renovated wildlife pond reaching completion @RoyalHolloway

PaulJLayzell's tweet image. Renovated wildlife pond reaching completion @RoyalHolloway


Was having such a lovely day with all the pretty flowers, until I almost fell into a Venus flytrap! What happened to equality, @SURHUL?

RHUL_Fly's tweet image. Was having such a lovely day with all the pretty flowers, until I almost fell into a Venus flytrap! What happened to equality, @SURHUL?

This will be where I sleep tonight. If you see me, please don't squish me. Loving my time at @RoyalHolloway so far! Thank you for having me!

RHUL_Fly's tweet image. This will be where I sleep tonight. If you see me, please don't squish me. Loving my time at @RoyalHolloway so far! Thank you for having me!

I'd lay on my back and look up to see if they look like stars in the night sky, but I'm afraid someone might step on me.

RHUL_Fly's tweet image. I'd lay on my back and look up to see if they look like stars in the night sky, but I'm afraid someone might step on me.

I absolutely love the ground lighting @RoyalHolloway ! It makes the perfect landing strip for me. Thank you!

RHUL_Fly's tweet image. I absolutely love the ground lighting @RoyalHolloway ! It makes the perfect landing strip for me. Thank you!

With all the beautiful improvements, I thought I might move in. Looking forward to my time at @RoyalHolloway . Thank you, @RHULPrincipal !


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