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Flat taxes, not flat chests.

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First on the Agenda: Tax Cuts. Second on the Agenda: Lower the Debt. #rickperry2016


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Follow 'My Story' on @Snapchat - governorperry - to see more from a great #4thofJuly in New Hampshire! #FITN

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Happy 4th of July!

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Just Jerked off into a bowl of gunpowder and then blew up some free contraceptives I got from @PPact , fuck yah #4thjuly


#ChrisChristie is the best at scooping ice cream because he always gets me more than my mom lets me


I bet #ChrisChristie hasn't even executed a actual mentally disabled person like i did when i was governor.


@HavanaTed fuck it, lets just tell the whole world. WE'RE GETTING MARIED!


President Rick Perry reposted

Unfortunately when #LoveWins, hate filled bigots go nuclear. Rt to tell @twitter & the @FBI to deal with @ElsassNick.

Bipartisanism's tweet image. Unfortunately when #LoveWins, hate filled bigots go nuclear. Rt to tell @twitter & the @FBI to deal with @ElsassNick.
Bipartisanism's tweet image. Unfortunately when #LoveWins, hate filled bigots go nuclear. Rt to tell @twitter & the @FBI to deal with @ElsassNick.

@DmeshOnPS3 never such thing as too many painkillers ;)


Alright guys, I would like to take this opportunity to come out as gay. #LoveWins #SCOTUSMarriage


#ThingsYouDontSayAsAPolitician is this like a no-penalty way to admit something? ok.... I still don't know where Africa is on a map lmao 😂


Who's dick do I need to suck to #stopgaymarriage and make sure kids get a #MomandADad


Fuck. Who do I have to give my guns and cock to because of #SCOTUScare? Fuck this blows.


@peennsatucky 65 M TExas bossy bossy bottom ;)


I don't know what the #SCOTUS ruling means really, but I just anger shit my pants. Fuck #SCOTUScare, fucking liberals


@WonderBurger_3 @TweetLikeGirIs you liberals think you're so #smart but you CANT EVEN #READ


Even though most of what was predicted in @2016TheMovie didn't happen, it still will for sure


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