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10 and playing. 11 and looking. 12 and kissing. 13 and touching. 14 and sucking. 15 and fucking. 16 and pregnant.
If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
Acting like you're texting when you see someone you don't want to talk to.
That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run. Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the heck back to sleep.
First day of school - I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week - Fuck it.
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.. or you're taking shit from some asshole.
In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do, is find a username that isn’t taken.
Seeing someone your friend hates and saying, "There's your best friend."
How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook?
I hate the part of the morning where i have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
Im not trying to impress you or anything, but i can say "Voldemort" without stuttering.
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