Al Prazolam RPh
@RPHTOTHESTARS
Pharmacist. A dickhead in it war against asshattery. Names changed for HIPPA and so U don't know how fucking stupid your neighbors can be. Entertainment only.
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How many more empty butt plugg packages do we have to find in the mens bathroom before we stop carrying them.
I'm leaking!!!
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after all the years of hearing people perfectly sing the national anthem, i’m ready for more performances like jimmy buffet. bring in danny devito for the super bowl. america is ready.
Nothing like a good 3 way. Just glad it wasn't a circle jerk. #AssholeRPh #Walgreens #CVS #Publix #pharmacy
Pt drops off Rx here. Then has me call CVS to transfer. Why the fuck would they show up at Publix to pick it up. #pharmacy
Thanksgiving.... woohoo! Fucking thankful we are closed!!! #AssholeRPh
Hundreds of liquid antibiotics in a plethora of strengths and md has picked the only size and strength we are out of...#pharmacy
All I offered to do was lend him a hand to carry some Depends... How the fuck was I suppose to know he was missing one? #pharmacy
Oh shit.
Grandma: why do women wear panties with flowers on them? Me: uh idk grandma? Grandma: in memory of all the faces that were buried there😂
Nobody ever thinks their grandma has herpes, but I know she does. #pharmacy #AssholeRPh
My son you have created a new word. I will use it tomorrow in conversation. @BurbDoc wake up. We got a new word.
If patient 1 is a dick and patient 2 is a bitch, what will patient 3 be? #pharmacy
Some days I wonder why I can't have rum at work. #pharmacy
Funny, there is a "cold sore" out break in the retirement home almost every Wednesday. #pharmacy
If Jane has no bottle to read you an Rx # for refills, why does she insist the bottle has a refill left on it when it doesn't. #Pharmacy
Monday, the only day of the weeks that sucks every week. #pharmacy
Shitfuckery. Fuckshittery. Every day at the big W.
When hubby & I started at #WAG 17 years ago, it was a great company w/ awesome benefits. Now it's gone to shit. Well done, @Walgreens
We do we carry super size tooth paste? Bubba & Mrs Bubba have 6 teeth between them. We should only have trial size. #assholeRPh
Failing! Corp. Goal 51 flu shots. My goal 0. Today's tally 31. Tomorrow's goal: explain to supervisor why I'm down 20. #pharmacy
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