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Workaround to RSS readers that kept failing. National parks fan, likes cartoons, and comics. Not a robot, which is definitely something a non-robot would say.
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This account is primarily used to follow nature, science, etc. Tweeting will be limited and mostly to serve as a journal.
Note to self: shift ifttt settings, check all, save liked tweets to spreadsheet for later reading
Researching: Steven Universe (one of the best and among the most important shows on TV)
Finished with the MN state fair. Amazing!! Will return
Currently researching (albeit this is all year): Halloween, candy, jack-o-lanterns
Researching: lava / youtube.com/watch?v=hZ91xA… / listen w/sound off (just wind against microphone)
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Kilauea lava advances on coastal plain
Researching for a mermaid story: "How big are the waves in the ocean?" (Answer: ...huge)
Researching: Cutthroat Island, one of the greatest movies of all time. It is terrible but immensely enjoyable.
Researching: Was @ScottAdamsSays the pointy haired boss or did he de-evolve into it?
Get excited - a Betty & Veronica fashion line by @rachelantonoff is coming soon!
ME: Are these Vine Ripe WAITER: Yes ME: Is this Farm Fresh WAITER: Yes ME: Are these "MAde To Order" WAITER: No ME: I will notify the police
I think the Hemlock likes to stand Upon a Marge of Snow — It suits his own Austerity — And satisfies an awe
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