Rabbit God
@RabbitGod
Telling you what to do. Not to make you do things. To make you happy!
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5/1/2009: On this lovely May day, you shall make a special effort to look, smell, and seem nice. I have decreed it.
4/30/2009: Be especially kind to someone today. It'll be worthwhile! I have decreed it.
4/29/2009: Today, you shall take your favorite game and play a strip version with your lover. Strip Scrabble, anyone? I have decreed it.
4/28/2009: Today, you shall think of an embarassing moment of yours. Endeavor to remember that no one who matters cares. I have decreed it.
4/27/2009: Today, do a good deed. Allow it to cancel out something bad you've done in the past, and forgive yourself. I have decreed it.
4/26/2009: Today, you shall smile at every person you pass. If someone is rude to you, respond as nicely as you can. I have decreed it.
4/25/2009: Today, you shall eat out somewhere new. Can't afford it? Find a new recipe to cook. I have decreed it.
4/24/2009: Today, you should make an effort to learn something new, even if it's just a factoid. I have decreed it.
4/23/2009: Today, you should text your lover something dirty while you're apart. Got no lover? Reflect on your freedom. I have decreed it.
@gaidoreda Well, you'll have to follow the rules if you want RabbitGod to bless you with rabbitness. ;)
4/22/2009: Today, you shall not watch any television. I have decreed it.
4/21/2009: Today, make an effort to walk in the sunlight if possible. I have decreed it.
4/20/2009: Today, let there be sexual contact between you and something in your fridge. I'll leave it to you to choose. I have decreed it.
4/19/2009: Tonight, call your parent(s), if any. If yours are assholes, think about what you wish you could tell them. I have decreed it.
4/18/2009: Today, you should fantasize about sex with someone very different from you. I have decreed it.
4/17/2009: Today you shall eat something that you normally don't let yourself have. How about pizza, Twinkies, and beer? I have decreed it.
4/16/2009: Today you shall flirt with a complete stranger. It'll do you both good. I have decreed it.
If you are an atheist, contemplate the possibility that there is one. I have decreed it.
4/15/2009: Today's order is that, if you are a theist, contemplate the possibility that there is no god.
Why, you might ask? OK, if you gotta ask why, you're probably going to be following the "masturbate" path, aren'tcha?
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