Eric
@RandomBear87
Aspiring novelist, procrastinating author. #Saints football. TV/Movies. Just in general, low quality dry posting.
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Alright, 2025 Films Watched thread starting. Started 3 months late and probably won't be as stringent logging them this time since it kinda burned me out last year.
Last movie of 2023 was Hellraiser (2022). Thoughts: I've watched this before.
I love how cats truly believe everything in the world belongs to them it’s admirable
The family bought a vibration plate for themselves, but the one who uses it the most is the cat 🐾😹
cignetti’s team of grown ass transfers beating the shit out of 19 year old 5 stars in the playoffs:
Japan's stationmaster cats visited a shrine to pray for safe rail travel in 2026. This is an annual tradition for the Wakayama Electric Railway. (video from December 29th)
Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations. Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.
We were walking through a crowded parking lot once and I had a question, so I went "Hey, Dad?" And he responded "I told you not to call me that in public."
THE POP TART THAT REFUSED TO DIE MUST BE HUNTED AND DESTROYED
Slammin Strawberry decided to off himself rather than go into the toaster 💀
The hallowed remains of our beloved Pop-Tarts. May their memories be a blessing.
My favorite part of the Holidays is having to explain Pop Tart transubstantiation to people who don't follow CFB.
Tonight, we remember Strawberry’s ascension in the very first @PopTartsBowl . Truly, dreams really do come true. Who will join Strawberry and Frosted Cinnamon Roll tomorrow?
The Pop Tarts Bowl is better than the 12 team CFB playoff
Remember someone said they showing their poptussy in the background 😭😭
Imagine being high as F and this comes on the TV x.com/cjzero/status/…
Your contenders.
Tonight, we remember Strawberry’s ascension in the very first @PopTartsBowl . Truly, dreams really do come true. Who will join Strawberry and Frosted Cinnamon Roll tomorrow?
“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises
Yeah, the NFL with its multimillion dollar communication systems the teams use and have in the stadium, is going to rig the game via someone using hand signals directly in front of the camera. Betting and social media has enabled the most stupid among us.
Of all the ref conspiracies on here, this might be the funniest one This is apparently the Lions being told to false start by the league according to some people on here 😂
The greatest moment of the year is almost upon us.
I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises
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