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The awkward moment in Biology when you say orgasm instead of organism."
Girls on Periods; I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Get away. You're cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this. I'm done."
Waking up from a terrible dream and realizing it didn't actually happen is one of the best feelings."
A Girl in China lost her Virginity at the age of 13, She was called "Sum Yung Ho""
Boobs = no ass, Ass = no boobs, Ass and Boobs = ugly face, Ass, Boobs and Nice Face = Slut. You can never win."
Life is a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it."
Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap. :)"
Periods are like going to bed on white sheets, then waking up on the flag of Japan."
If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K - [H]alf [O]f [M]y [E]nergy [W]asted [O]n [R]andom [K]nowledge."
That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you."
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I'm a zebra.""
Tears are more special than smiles. Smiles can be for anyone, but tears are only for those who you really love."
Who else remembers when miley cyrus was in high school musical 2 for like a second?!?!"
Do you know what to call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."
Hide and seek champions? 1) Waldo. 2) Osama Bin Laden. 3) My phone when it's on silent."
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