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The Disney Freak

@RandomDisney

No, we don't put where the quotes are from. (So, if Shrek is your favorite Disney movie, don't bother following.) This is not for fans, this is for FREAKS!!

"You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful." "Will you just leave me ALONE?!"


No no no eating here tonight — you're on a DIET!


Alright, a quick cup of coffee. THEN!! TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!!


How about... science... slumber parties?!


Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.


Saaaaay it's the Goof boy! We're busteeeeed.... Eh-heh...


See, just a little twirl here and a yank there and violay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!


Sushi?! Sushi?! You think this about SUSHI?!


The Disney Freak reposted

@RandomDisney "You're telling me! I'm losing to a bird!"


Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.


Could you back up a bit Mr. Foot? Uhhh you're out of focus.


Hey, don't look at me. I ain't bitin' no more butts.


"Wait... if you're my father... that would make me a-" "A GOD." "A god... a god?!" #HappyFathersDay


Your knuckles say COBRA.


I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.


You uncultured swine!


You gotta put your behind... in your past!


@TheDisneyMBA thank you as well! Got a Disney quote? We'll retweet it! :)


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