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I Cannot Sum Myself Up In 160 Characters So Looks Like Your Gonna Have To Follow Me And Find Out!!!
Thats my valentines day flowers dying! Guess my vase will have to stay empty till next year! =)
PHEW! MCDONALDS DO NOT CONTAIN HORSE MEAT WAS HAVING A HORSE CRISIS!
Garfield + Lasagne (horse meat) = O.M.G Garfield <3 Horse Meat
Nothing worse than logging in and up pops a Status about SNOW! O.o
Turn That Frown Upside Down..........And trust me you will still feel the same...
*Beep*Battery Low* *Beep*Beep*Beep* Me: FFS! OKAY NO NEED TO REMIND ME EVERY 2 F*CKIN MINUTES!
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Compose new Tweet...Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
War does not determine who is right - only who is left
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