Lee Stewart
@RandomOddness
Random, odd, and likely to frustrate you with infrequent updates about my latest project...
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Flew to Italy and realized this the longest I’ve worn shoes since the before time.
In other news, my wife just told me to watch anime. Feels like a trap.
Any day that starts with cake for breakfast and ends with a BlackPink concert has to be a good one!
I know that @ryugomatukin is young, but surely she understands that skateboards have wheels for a reason. instagram.com/reel/Cds8XCYpz…
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田辺 龍吾 (@ryugomatukin) • Instagram reel
田辺 龍吾 (@ryugomatukin) • Instagram reel
I'm pretty sure that Vampire Academy just jumped the Strigoi...
Saw this on Amazon and my first thought was “I don’t remember ordering anything”...
Road trip flash of genius: create a song in the Apple Music store called “Nevermind” by “Shut up Siri”…
I was reading how Sonny Bono died when he hit a tree while skiing. The same year, the son of the Canadian Prime Minister did the same. I couldn't find another that year, which is weird - celebrity deaths often happen in trees.
My wife is taking a class in “multi vase” flower arranging and the instructor’s posh accent makes me think of this.
Ate so much ice cream this weekend that we ran out of clean spoons. @jenisicecreams
Today I learned that “fingernail maintenance through attrition” isn’t a thing…
I had a nightmare last night that I went to the Love Shack and forgot my jukebox money....
I have a great new drinking game that I think will make long drives go quicker, but I’m not allowed to play it…
Who decides what emojis are available and why isn’t there a pork chop?
One of the interesting things about screenwriting is the words that get added to your spell checker. Today: "Sinatra" and "brevis"...
My latest chart (another homage to @xkcd) shows that the closer to rectilinear an item is, the greater the chance that I'll fold it "correctly".
My favorite part of the pandemic? Shouting “I’m wearing pajama pants!” in a Zoom video meeting.
Valentines Day Puzzle Me: If half a cup of spilled coffee makes a puddle three feet across, how big a puddle would a full cup make? Her: Good question. I have a better one - why don’t you grab a towel and clean that mess up?
I’ve divided my friends into two groups - those that like the Dead Pixels show and those that aren’t my friends.
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