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I wanna write a tweet about the song "Crazy On You" but I don't know the lyrics by Heart.
I currently have my Bluetooth on, so yeah, you could say I'm Radioactive.
Rocket Man is my favorite song about a gay dude making crack.
It's not that I don't like kids, it's just that I only love mine.
I was going threw my mom's old stuff and seen this letter my dad wrote when he was away on business for 60 days on a hit and run. It said "Happy", and a tracing of his hand.
I've never been anybody's piece of ass. I'm pretty sure I've always been the asshole.
My ex cheated so I banged some skank. It's crazy how a game of Monopoly can get out of hand.
-Meeting the new couple next door- Me: Hi, I'm Jerry. Her: You gotta speak up. He's got hearing aids. Me: Damn...DID HE GET IT FROM YOU TALKING DIRTY TO HIM? Him: .... Her: .....
Laser hair removal? That's dumb. If I had laser hair, I'd keep it.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, Instagram that shit.
Little Lice, by Fleetwood Mac is my favorite song about tiny pests.
Twitter is like the job I quit during Christmas vacation. And nobody even noticed.
If a gay male gets arrested for domestic battery does he get charged with cockfighting too?
My ex always wanted to do it doggy style because she liked it ruff.
A typo so bad, people think you're Irish
Waking up at 3:43am, who am I, Jake from State Farm.
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