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@RandomWhiteGurl

Leo, fitness freak, always finding something to laugh about, sailor mouth, long hair, DGAF

Has anyone ever stopped to wonder how Courtney love is still alive?


peeved by products marketed to women that cost more but are just a shitty version of the real thing. #razors #jackdaniels #Supplements


I love being the "what should I text This person to make them leave me alone" friend.


I think I'll take a lesson from insurance companies. Friend applications are only accepted during the open enrollment period.


I don't understand why now that I'm an adult the "don't talk to strangers" rule suddenly makes me rude instead of smart.


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"If your joy is derived from what society thinks of you, you're always going to be disappointed" - #Madonna


I for one am pleased with #Holm as an opponent for #Rousey. A legit fighter & athlete. When RR wins it will only solidify her greatness


❄️🎶Do you wanna build some muscles?🎶❄️⛄️ ❄️🎶Or maybe kiss my ass?🎶❄️ #letitgo


I hit the class bully (who pushed me down & took my candy) so hard with my witch broom she got knocked on her ass and cried. This ain't shit


Still calm and drinking my water. She's fuming mad. I give her the number to corporate. (Yes, they will tell you the same thing.)


Another piece of advice: "The Customer is not always right" I seriously don't care. I am the manager, quit asking for one. This is futile.


Fuck you lady cussing me out b/c you're an ignorant cunt. I'm not playing your game. Dana don't play and it's staying that way. #Customers


Little drops of water are falling from the sky! What is this called again? It's been so long I've forgotten. Could it be!? Rain!!! #rain


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Your child makes me cherish being single.


Bikini competitor, no one cares You don't like Ronda Rousey's #DNB comment. You are a #DNB & obviously that's why you are mad. #ByeFelicia


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