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I think someone should make Usher an actual usher at a wedding. Then usher Usher outside & beat the shit out of him
Had a bit of a sabbatical/double life for 3-5 years or so. Completed Twitter (twice) and Snapchat (once). So I may tweet a few regular retirement stuff from my luxury penthouse on top of the colosseum right here in the old City of Rome.
Been throwing stones at the sun all morning. Now on to something slightly more traditional, mass husky culling
fellas which natural disaster we using as an excuse to text n check up on our ex girlfriends today ?
if I ever have a baby, I'm naming him after my dad. his name will be Dad
"well you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink" *sucks horses cock*
*pauses from eating ass* Did you...did you brush your ass with toothpaste?
I find the best chat up lines usually involve how much you can bench, followed by lonely masturbation
"lmao act of god? yo well lemme tell u this, asshole, there is no" *gets ran over by a runaway steamroller* woahhh
*drops mic off a multi-storey scaffold system, instantly killing someone window shopping at street level, about 17 floors below*
Gays aren't special anymore so half of them are getting sex changes to stay relevant.
United States Тренды
- 1. Porzingis N/A
- 2. Kuminga N/A
- 3. Warriors N/A
- 4. Gonzaga N/A
- 5. Podz N/A
- 6. Skubal N/A
- 7. Dalen Terry N/A
- 8. Hield N/A
- 9. #AEWDynamite N/A
- 10. Yabu N/A
- 11. Thandeka N/A
- 12. POTS N/A
- 13. GM CT N/A
- 14. Cristiano Ronaldo N/A
- 15. Ty Jerome N/A
- 16. Draymond N/A
- 17. #DubNation N/A
- 18. Trey Murphy N/A
- 19. Golden State N/A
- 20. Andrade N/A
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