Randy Dewing
@RandyDewing
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Why is the poster for this event a man huddled in the corner, hugging his own legs? Is the team in Cupertino feeling that discouraged? #apple #depressed
Digging out my compost is very satisfying. (Before and Afrer @ Gas City, Indiana instagram.com/p/B-75Vh5Drfo/…
For the record: I don’t have any objection to artificially inseminating a cow, nor with eating her offspring...but putting her milk in your coffee is just wrong.
I’ve had to reassess goals for my life lately. I’ve decided that if I can travel the road before me, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where my towel is, I’ll consider myself a success.
I saw “Late Night” (lousy film—skip it), and it introduced a shocking suspicion. Has anyone ever seen Emma Thompson and Jeremy Clarkson together in the same room?
No one puts Shetland in a box! I am enough of a #mapnerd to enjoy this: bbc.com/news/uk-scotla…
#Facebook served me an auto-playing video ad of a sex toy being sodomized; between photos of my cousin’s little boys and a note about my grand aunt’s birthday. They reassured me that the ad doesn’t violate their policies...nor, apparently, does it make them blush. #LostThePlot
I have the utmost respect for Kermit, but can any of you, actually, name more than two songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side?
9*8-6/2? Ok, order of operations....umm, carry the two...the area under a curve is...pi to the sixth digit...ACK! I didn’t even KNOW I had problems with my blood sugar! I need to get to a doctor. I’ll watch the rest of this sermon on YouTube when my brain starts working again
Hundreds are abandoned every year: some by heartless families, others by reckless and inattentive adults, some through their own poor decisions. Don’t let it happen to your family. Pay attention at the pump. #everyonedeservestogetbackinthecar
For the record, I’m with Thomas: I just want to see him, risen and active. And having seen him, I want to hear his voice. Having heard, I want to fall down and kiss his feet. And, oh, how I long to take hold of his outstretched, wounded hand. Is this doubt? I say it is longing.
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