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Ryan

@RcssRyan

sandwiches are nature's soup.

My bio/location are out of date references that make me look crazy.


Always forget that.


So this account is a thing


Hey, @JennaBlaack, sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.


That seemed very stereotypically gay of me, and I'm not ashamed of it.


*Goes back in time and squishsquishsquishes Patrick's chubby cheeks.*


You were my car radio.


Everyone here is selfish and eats huge portions.


"@BrendcnBcyd: For breakfast I made myself a frozen pizza." Wtf, share


Remember when Patrick was fat? Good times.


I haven't always been a lead singer.


Ryan reposted

Update: my ass still hurts and I can't walk.


I don't think those two are gonna be okay.


@AnnieMonnroe wrists firmly to subdue any future violent acts- You are so quick to hit! Are you on meth?


@AnnieMonnroe *Stumbles backward a foot or two, having not expected your violence. Laughs loudly in your face and grabs a hold of your--


@AnnieMonnroe @babyhcim Do you see the level of /selfishness/?!?


@AnnieMonnroe I don't get you, little girl.


"@gameofwar: SPECIAL OFFER: FREE download today for all Android users! " I checked, the boobs don't look like this.


@AnnieMonnroe You're a miserable little person, arent you?


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