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Ryan Tyler

@ReadRyanTyler

Prize-winning author & poet; award-winning reporter, editor, & essayist; and screenwriter, lyricist, playwright, critic, eulogist, epistolarian, &c.

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Time flies when you play D&D. #DnDMovie #FreaksandGeeks


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Every poet is writing against incredible odds. Every poem, whether successful or not, is a triumph against forces only its poet can know. I feel honored to wake up every day and do my part to support other poets and artists. That is what this account will always do.


Actor, playwright, shrimp-fan (despite his allergy), gospel singer, former cellmate of @RobertDowneyJr, and Chattanooga's own Southern bel Leslie Jordan died today at 67 and 4'11'', one of biggest and most lovable personalities that Hollywood, the South, the world has ever known.

ReadRyanTyler's tweet image. Actor, playwright, shrimp-fan (despite his allergy), gospel singer, former cellmate of @RobertDowneyJr, and Chattanooga's own Southern bel Leslie Jordan died today at 67 and 4'11'', one of biggest and most lovable personalities that Hollywood, the South, the world has ever known.

Big 2: Susan (@ElizbethPerkins) asks Zoltar to be "little" (Millie Bobby Brown) so she can go with Josh. Meanwhile, after its VP disappears, MacMillan Toys makes a new fortune-teller machine in Baskin's image, so @TomHanks cameos as Zoltar. Your wish is granted. HBD, Tom! 🎹🎂

ReadRyanTyler's tweet image. Big 2: Susan (@ElizbethPerkins) asks Zoltar to be "little" (Millie Bobby Brown) so she can go with Josh. Meanwhile, after its VP disappears, MacMillan Toys makes a new fortune-teller machine in Baskin's image, so @TomHanks cameos as Zoltar. Your wish is granted. HBD, Tom! 🎹🎂

This makes the Internet worth it. I've been on the fence 'til now.

Review: "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God."

GunnarHrafnJ's tweet image. Review: "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God."


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The entire senior Whitehouse staff is doing the coat hanger blood test from The Thing right now


"Before you tell me about your religion, show it to me in the way you treat people." –Senator @CoryBooker, @SenBooker


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Hey @realDonaldTrump, you like apples?

NEW: Counsel to "Fire and Fury" author and publisher responds to Pres. Trump's legal counsel: "My clients do not intend to cease publication, no such retraction will occur, and no apology is warranted." abcn.ws/2ElU3WI

ABC's tweet image. NEW: Counsel to "Fire and Fury" author and publisher responds to Pres. Trump's legal counsel: "My clients do not intend to cease publication, no such retraction will occur, and no apology is warranted." abcn.ws/2ElU3WI
ABC's tweet image. NEW: Counsel to "Fire and Fury" author and publisher responds to Pres. Trump's legal counsel: "My clients do not intend to cease publication, no such retraction will occur, and no apology is warranted." abcn.ws/2ElU3WI
ABC's tweet image. NEW: Counsel to "Fire and Fury" author and publisher responds to Pres. Trump's legal counsel: "My clients do not intend to cease publication, no such retraction will occur, and no apology is warranted." abcn.ws/2ElU3WI


When he said, "[@realDonaldTrump] is a president who rises every morning to excrete the feces of his moral depravity into a nation that he’s turned into his psychic commode," @MichaelEDyson painted such an accurate portrait that Trump should buy it for $20,000 in charity funds.


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As of yesterday, Columbine is no longer one of the 10 worst mass shootings in US history. 3 of the top 5 are all in the last year & a half.


Homer for @KrisBryant_23 in Game 5 of the @MLB NLCS Postseason! #HR4HR Go, @Cubs, go!

More baseball, more home runs, more $10K donations to hurricane recovery. Use #HR4HR in your @MLB Postseason tweets & we’ll donate $1/each.



I bleed ivy, but @kikehndez's 9th-inning, two-run homer is still worth $ in the @MLB Postseason! #HR4HR Go, @Cubs, go!

More baseball, more home runs, more $10K donations to hurricane recovery. Use #HR4HR in your @MLB Postseason tweets & we’ll donate $1/each.



I bleed ivy, but @kikehndez's 3rd-inning grand slam is still worth $ in the @MLB Postseason! #HR4HR Go, @Cubs, go!

More baseball, more home runs, more $10K donations to hurricane recovery. Use #HR4HR in your @MLB Postseason tweets & we’ll donate $1/each.



I bleed ivy, but @kikehndez's 2nd-inning solo homer is still worth $ in the @MLB Postseason! #HR4HR Go, @Cubs, go!

More baseball, more home runs, more $10K donations to hurricane recovery. Use #HR4HR in your @MLB Postseason tweets & we’ll donate $1/each.



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