Mirta Neary
@ReaddyU
Belieber and Janoskinator.Saw Justin on 8/03/13 and Janoskians on 26/5/13. 0/5 :(
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?.
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?.
zimmerman supporters think #hln defense lawyers are right and hate others when it is pointed they are wrong! #zimmermantrial
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