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@RealAwkwardBoy

Life is awkward, can't we just kinda maybe perhaps embrace that?

Wow, 300 followers. Now if only I had friends.


That awkward moment when you get the only two Asians on the cheer team confused...


I'm flyer than swatter.


Smooth and witty online | awkward and shy offline


Me: Hey nice to meet you! Don't worry, you don't need to tell me what you did this summer, I've stalked you on Facebook already.


Leave the past behind, just walk away.


Boys are more scared of you than you are of them.


Taking a selfie feels like a chore when you're ugly.


You know what to do with that big fat knife Whittle whittle whittle


I'm excited for school because that is where everyone is forced to hang out with me.


Is it bad that I'm addicted to the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood game rn?


Looking for a date like

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It's the worst when you start liking someone so much that you start to hate them.


Me: I'll do anything, I'll take care of your cat for a week Friend: I don't have a cat Me: I'll buy you a cat and take care of it for a week


Can I get paid to Facebook stalk people plz?


Me: Wanna swap sauce? Girl: Wtf! Is that a sexual thing? Me: No, I just wanted to trade salad dressing...


Dad: You have some food on your face Lol never mind that's a pimple.


"Jeez, I have nuts suck in my mouth right now." -Me before a presentation. *actually had macadamia nuts stuck in my mouth*


Don't sleep outside. The outside is for the dogs and the inside is for family. And the garage is for cars.


Life is good. Always remember that.


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