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Whoops maybe I shouldn't have tweeted about which car service I use when I'm out and about. >.> The Batmobile was in the shop alright.


Man this network keeps popping up all over Gotham. Maybe I should investigate further. oucs.ox.ac.uk/network/wirele…


I am done. Back to patrolling and trolling Robin.


I know I've been twitter dark for too long. BUT the @geekgirls NYCC party roxored by batarang off. If you're there try and find me.


Apparently a Watcher stopped following me on Twitter. Does this officially mean I don't need to worry about any Crisises?


Traveling all over the world finding new Batmen. Shooting a movie. And going through a reboot... Can I go back to time traveling?


.@CommishJGordon Yeah there's like 12 of us. I'm doing some globe trotting. The second class Batman will be answering the signal.


.@Jgyorfi It feels like a free ride when I've already paid.


When the Internet goes down in the Batcave, there is hell to pay.


When the Internet goes down in the Batcave, there is hell to pay.


I'm ready to break some noses and cause major property damage. In other words a light Sunday night.


I feel like making a new Batmobile. I'll go hit up that Wayne fellow for some more money. He's such an awesome guy.


Electrified brass bat knuckles FTW!


I've been asked if I would have brought in OBL alive. The answer with 100% certainty would have been yes, with a couple broken arms.


@IndeedCodyBrown If I brought him in, he would have been maimed, but alive.


Now maybe Alfred won't make me go through a scanner every time I want to use the Batplane.


I wonder if those Seals that killed Osama Bin Laden want in on Batman INC... Someone tell them I have openings.


Man Supes is a dick RT @vick4r0r4: @RealBatman http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884973


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