Levi Borgmaster
@RealBorgmaster
Borgmaster of The Borg. Your Authenticity Will Be Assimilated. All Tweets Are My Own.
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The FizzyLeaks hackers are at it again. I will ask our Brazilian cyber team to do their fricking job, dear leader, @RealBorgmaster
How real journalists write about the current Beer War . avclub.com/article/what-i…
@RealBorgmaster - placed Wicked Weed onto Fizzy Yellow Journalism podcast. Using our blogs to amplify the " it's just about the beer " meme
All your glasses are belong to us.
All that matters is what is in the glass, so I require distributors to sign contracts saying our glasses matter most charlotteobserver.com/news/politics-…
All that matters is what is in the glass, so I require distributors to sign contracts saying our glasses matter most charlotteobserver.com/news/politics-…
We could take out half of Chicago Indy brewing at @TheBeerTemple Insiders Roundtable at @RevBrewChicago brewpub. @RealBorgmaster say go!
Craft is futile without authenticity, so I have mandated my media outlets double their production of authenticity stories.
We spoke to Jim Koch, the face of @SamuelAdamsBeer and major voice for craft brewers trib.al/nRXDiOz
When a day ends it is futile to believe anything than what is in a glass matters. Thusly we began a marketing effort to ensure this is known
Excellent find, King. Please acquire him.
It is a fallacy to say "At the end of the day all that matters is what is in the glass." It is also the case during the morning & mid day.
We just signed a huge consulting contract w/ @KingKona69 to demonstrate that what is in the glass matters is all that matters.
Recently retro-fitted some muskets with pulse-cannons, so all previous statements by us remain technically true.
Lower your standards and surrender.
Your local brewery's shelf space will be assimilated into our endcap.
Negotiating a leveraged buyout of a beloved company. Their cultural capital will adapt to service our shareholders
Ownership is irrelevant. What is in the glass is all that counts
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