Christian Morgan
@RealChrisAMorg
You're literally all wrong about libras!
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The Christmas Urge to buy egg nog, even though is make my tummy upset
My phone without a phone case: *exists* Me: "nakey and afraid"
The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa- The Hash Slinging Slasher
This is too good an opportunity to pass up. Obv, I'm gonna go find someone who turned into a dipping sauce and complain about the terrible situation.
Right now you might feel like the future is gonna suck, but I promise that you don't know how much you're going to laugh and smile in the years to come!
2021 - The year that 'going out with a bang' could literally mean a unforeseen asteroid will come out of deep space and hit earth. Please, let's just end this year with a nice cup of hot chocolate and some friends.
Dune was actually kinda fun. It had that Blade Runner vibe while also not falling into that pit that Blade Runner 2049 did.
Being an adult is realizing that it's not freedom anymore. It's just literally living. Almost melancholy.
Merry Let's-Skip-Halloween-and-Thanksgiving-Commercial-Season!
What about Target Employees?
Woke up this morning to the thermometer saying it was 69 degrees. You all know what that means, right? HOODIE WEATHER!!!
I had my socks on, just minding my own business, when I saw a weird formation in my sock. I took a closer look, thinking it was just a weird black shape. It kinda looked like a-a... spider... Lo-and-behold, it was a dead spider in my sock. 😱
Superhero movies have been booming in the last 10 years... Endgame almost surpassed Avatar as the highest grossing movie.
It seems there are no Marvel or DC superheroes in lil Timmy's near future.
When people ask me what OU/Texas is like... This is the video I’m going to show then
United States Trends
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