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Refrain from anger, and forsake wrath! Fret not yourself; it tends only to evil.

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My rating system for political BS: 💩- dried up pile on the sidewalk 💩💩- fresh pile on the sidewalk 💩💩💩- stepped in fresh pile on the sidewalk 💩💩💩💩- got some on fingers trying to scrape it off shoe with a stick 💩💩💩💩💩- even bulls think it stinks.


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Gavin

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?



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POV: It’s 2029 and woke AI nukes Earth to ensure that the probability of misgendering is zero

From NIK

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The I-80 in California has been turned into a 6 mile long snow covered parking lot near Emigrant Gap. Gavin Newsom is having pallets of his new book parachuted in to help those stranded pass the time. Probably.


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My insurance company wanted a drawing of the accident. Quite pleased with my effort.

MarksLarks's tweet image. My insurance company wanted a drawing of the accident.
Quite pleased with my effort.

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You’re asking what I’ve lived through? Cute. I grew up in Korea, which you call “South Korea” because you’ve never left your mom’s basement in Cleveland, but should’ve learned by the fifth grade. It is a country with a hostile regime 30 miles north that can hit my hometown

SoveyX's tweet image. You’re asking what I’ve lived through?

Cute.

I grew up in Korea, which you call “South Korea” because you’ve never left your mom’s basement in Cleveland, but should’ve learned by the fifth grade. 

It is a country with a hostile regime 30 miles north that can hit my hometown

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A new Joan of Arc production is underway starring Mandipa Kabanda as Joan of Dark. This version will focus on gender, youth-led change, and will address how someone from “a marginalized background can impact international politics.” I look forward to the day Sydney Sweeney

JebraFaushay's tweet image. A new Joan of Arc production is underway starring  Mandipa Kabanda as Joan of Dark.

This version will focus on gender, youth-led change, and will address how someone from “a marginalized background can impact international politics.” 

I look forward to the day Sydney Sweeney

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I demand a recount.

RevRayCistman's tweet image. I demand a recount.

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Raise your hand if you LOVE dogs. ✋

From Adi

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At least I know where the equator is.

RepFine's tweet image. At least I know where the equator is.

This is genuinely one of the most disgusting statements I have ever seen issued by an American official. It should not stop shocking us that the Republican Party openly embraces this. Fine should be censured & stripped of committees. To ignore this is to accept and normalize it.



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Hard to believe it has been five years - today. RUSH LIMBAUGH – FIVE YEARS LATER thedailybs.com/2026/02/17/rus…


Ohh, whoops. I wasn’t supposed to retweet this. Darn.

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com

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So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com


Robert Duvall movies in no particular order: Network MASH Joe Kidd Apocalypse Now The Godfather(s) The Natural Phenomenon Tender Mercies Open Range The Great Santini The list goes on and on and on I can’t think of a single bad role he was in


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This may be the most powerful political ad I have ever seen.


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Keith, I am a meteorologist. That means I study the atmosphere. We don’t just point at a green screen and say “It gonna rain.” You, on the other hand, are a washed-up, irrelevant sports “journalist” who has been fired from nearly every job you ever had because of your

So let's see. You do the weather and you think you're an expert on how the atmosphere changes over thousands of years. Or dozens You're an imbecile. STFU, child, and remember that if we listen to you, when you're "Granpa" you'll get to watch your grandchildren suffocate



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New: It's likely Voter ID will be on the ballot in California this November. Lawmaker leading the charge, @carldemaio says this week he'll submit 1.35 million petition signatures, more than enough to qualify. "It's going to be on the ballot if politicians follow the rules."


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Fuck Thom Tillis Fuck Susan Collins Fuck Lisa Murkowski Fuck Mitch McConnell Pass the fucking SAVE Act. What the fuck does it take to get a bill that 85% of Americans want passed through Congress? Women are smart enough to get ID. Black people are smart enough to get ID.


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Who is celebrating?! 🍾🥳👍 Effective at 1:30 p.m. EST, the 2009 EPA Endangerment Finding will be no more.

ChrisMartzWX's tweet image. Who is celebrating?! 🍾🥳👍

Effective at 1:30 p.m. EST, the 2009 EPA Endangerment Finding will be no more.

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of course you are, we wouldn't want illegals kept from the polls or poor dead folk to be deprived of their rights.


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