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@RealDadTips

Real dad, with real kids, with real advice and thoughts on real shit.

Here is a tip to shut down any complaints when you're kid is hungry.

RealDadTips's tweet image. Here is a tip to shut down any complaints when you're kid is hungry.

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@rude_jude pronouncing the days of the week with an E-sound at the end of the day... Mond-E, Tuesd-E, Frid-E #whitepeoplewednesday


Fuck you. This is not real life. Have a child and all you will want in life is sleep. #realdadtips

RealDadTips's tweet image. Fuck you. This is not real life.  Have a child and all you will want in life is sleep. #realdadtips

If you don't want a fat child, stop feeding them shitty foods. #realdadtips #fatkids


I know that dads love to tell big fish tales but The Trump is the biggest fish of the lake #bigfish

.@realDonaldTrump claims he's raised over $5,000,000 for vets in one day. Watch live: on.msnbc.com/1WQA0mN

MSNOWNews's tweet image. .@realDonaldTrump claims he's raised over $5,000,000 for vets in one day. Watch live: on.msnbc.com/1WQA0mN


Men can help make babies. Fathers financially support them, but Dad’s are a child’s best friend.


#realdadtips - when life gets in your way, pull sNOwpunches.

RealDadTips's tweet image. #realdadtips - when life gets in your way, pull sNOwpunches.

Here is advice on any parent taking their kid(s) to Disneyland. Don’t.


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As my late wife Padme said - so this is how Liberty dies, with thunderous applause


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Lol you know your shit @RealDadTips maybe things would have ended differently had I followed your advice.

@Anakins_Ghost Pre Vader - listen to Obi wan and not do it since he had the high ground. Post Vader - don't cut your sons hand off. #notcool



If you want to teach your kids about #starwars and Video Games: play #Battlefront it's a two for one @Anakins_Ghost


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@RealDadTips what advice would you have given me?


Whoever her father is -- he needs advice.

Miami doctor placed on leave after confrontation with Uber driver goes viral: on.nbc7.com/5MPw7RR

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Fuck this doll. I mean figuratively not literally because that won't scare your kids, it will scar them. #realdadtip

RealDadTips's tweet image. Fuck this doll. I mean figuratively not literally because that won't scare your kids, it will scar them. #realdadtip

@CaraMariaMTV you did your part in apologizing. No need to pay those people any mind - fuck em


If you want to see your kids flip out because the buttons don't react fast enough - get this. It's hilarious

Atari to bring back 100 retro games in PC bundle bit.ly/1Kvfktp



If you have one or more kids I feel your pain - if you have 3 more - I am with you. #toomanykids #why


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