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Ellie May

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What kind of chickens are the funniest? Comedi-hens! 🐔 🐓🤣 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #laughs #funnytweets #comedy #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!! ⚡️🪁💡 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #comedy #funniesttweets #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


Why is there a fence around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in! 🪦💀 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funnytweets #laughs #comedy #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


How much does it cost pirates to get earrings? A buck- an- ear!! 🏴‍☠️ 👂🏽💎 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #fun #funny #funnytweets #laughs #laughing #comedy #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrrple! 😸🐈🐈‍⬛💜 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #comedy #funny #funnytweets #aprilfools #pleasejokeresposibly


Why did the teacher put on sun glasses? Because her students were so bright! ☀️👓 😎


What animals can you not trust? Big cats! Because some are cheetahs and some are always lion! 🦁🐆 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funnytweets #comedy #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


Why did the peanut get into a rocket? Because it wanted to be an Astro-nut! 🥜 👩‍🚀 🚀 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funny #funnytweets #comedy #laughs #laughing #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝 🍯 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funnytweets #comedy #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠 🐟 🐠 🐟 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #fun #funnytweets #comedy #laughs #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


I hope everyone had a wonderful Easter weekend and your egg hunts were as successful as mine was!! 🐰 🥚


Why did they ducks keep attacking the dog when it went to the park? Because it was a pure bread! 🐕 🍞 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funnytweets #fun #laughs #laughing #comedy #aprilfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


Ellie May reposted

What stays in the corner but can still travel the world? A stamp! 💌📫 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funny #funnytweets #comedy #laughs #dailylaugh #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly


Ellie May reposted

What happens when dinosaurs drive cars? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks! 🦖 🚗 #jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #fun #funny #funnytweets #comedy #AprilFoolsDay #pleasejokeresponsibly


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