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Wrestler. Sometimes I write jokes.

Minus 14 grand on the chase! We are finished


Just realised I don't have a 2025 calendar in my office so I suppose I HAVE to order a Chinese tonight.


FUG reposted

Gig Review: Slay Duggee & Lucha Britannia Christmas Slaycation – IndigO2, London (28th December 2024) "A fantastic last show of the year" moshville.co.uk/reviews/gig-re… #metal #heavymetal #music #livemusic #London #wrestling #MoshvilleTimes @slayduggee @LuchaBritannia


FUG reposted

Get ready to rumble! @LuchaBritannia and @SlayDuggee are bringing XMAS SLAYCATION on 28 Dec! Like Mexican Wrestling 🤼‍♀️, Or can’t resist metal covers of family favourites like Baby Shark, Stick!, and SpongeBob! 🦈🍍 This is the show for YOU! 😄 🎟️ bit.ly/XmasSlaycation…


Right, back to work everyone


Christmas isn't officially over until you've reset all your parents passwords and security questions


Can Gromit win an Oscar?


Credit where it's due, he man marked me all through the lamb prep and didn't give me an inch while making the salmon. He's put in a performance on the day and got results.

RealFUG's tweet image. Credit where it's due, he man marked me all through the lamb prep and didn't give me an inch while making the salmon. He's put in a performance on the day and got results.

Hey @nickjonas In "Introducing me" from Camp Rock 2, when you sing "I like it when the moon looks like a toenail", do you mean a full nail, like a waxing gibbous, or a clipping, like a crescent?

RealFUG's tweet image. Hey @nickjonas 
In "Introducing me" from Camp Rock 2, when you sing "I like it when the moon looks like a toenail", do you mean a full nail, like a waxing gibbous, or a clipping, like a crescent?

It's a Festivus for the rest of us

RealFUG's tweet image. It's a Festivus for the rest of us

FUG reposted

Seasons greetings at this magical time of year 🎄🥰


Live scenes from Tesco

RealFUG's tweet image. Live scenes from Tesco

I may come across as a sophisticated gentleman, but I'm at my happiest eating a Tesco Meal Deal on a Premier Inn


Oops, took a wrong turn on my run

RealFUG's tweet image. Oops, took a wrong turn on my run

Woke up in the night and sneezed. Not been able to move my neck since. Getting old is fun.


Real Madrid look terrible #LIVRMD #cham

RealFUG's tweet image. Real Madrid look terrible
#LIVRMD #cham

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