Todd
@RealFakeDerek
Loves: Sailing, eating flavorless food, & Finnegan, my cat w/feline aids. Hates: Beer on boats, good food, common core math. Motto: "Keeping it Dry AF since 82"
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I had a good tweet this weekend, you guys missed it... I forget what it was. #🐤
I may not be able to watch Puppy Dog Pals because I find it unrealistic, but the 13 people @HarlandWilliams follows is a veritable who's who of who I hope will one day attend my funeral. #🐷
Women can do whatever they want to do. I've always said that. #Permission #YoureWelcome 🐤🐷
Executive Produce a heist movie where everyone acts natural and drives the speed limit. #ToddsBucketList 🐵
High five with @FieldYates to see if we melt into one purple blob like in that movie #TimeCop starring @JCVD. #ToddsBucketList 🐷 #TheSameMatterCannotOccupyTheSameSpace #Science
Know what its like to have someone NOT assume I would play second base if I ever got the chance to play on someone’s coed softball team. #ToddsBucketList 🐷
Have someone, including myself, create me as a player in a #Madden game and NOT make me a really shitty Kicker that wears every single piece of protective equipment. #ToddsBucketList 🐷
Do 1 big-boy pull up without encountering debilitating bursitis pain. #ToddsBucketList 🐔
Overturn the rash and unnecessary Voting Rights Act of 1965. #ToddsBucketList 🐔
Shake @realDonaldTrump's hand and get jerked in REAL close. #ToddsBucketList 🐷
Sail to Catalina. Eat a sandwich UPON ARRIVAL. #ToddsBucketList 🐔
I can’t decide who to march with! 🐵 “Juggalos,” Trump supporters converge in dueling rallies - CBS News apple.news/AQzOekhnxQKmxt…
If I had my choice of any commentator ever, it'd be @AndrewSiciliano. I love his witty asides. And we all get names wrong sometimes.
I haven’t updated my operating system in years. Will this negatively impact my Limewire account? 🐤🐷
Thank you for buying American!
Isn't it awesome to have a prez that says what he thinks and focuses on important issues? THIS is what making America great looks like! 🐔
...to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!
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