TheGreyKnight
@RealGreyKnight
I'm like, totally a sex god, and stuff
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The ugly realization I've lived long enough to watch High Fidelity go from contemporary comedy to period piece romance.
Audio erotica is one of the top 5 best innovations of the 21st century. I said what I said.
We're six days into our 2022 Advent calendar with so much more to come! Hope you're enjoying it. patreon.com/posts/advent-2…
literotica.com/s/feel-so-good All new piece, only available here! Coming out of my long, dark depression and doing my best work in years. Won't you let me know if you think so, too?
Y'all remember when wasps were the biggest issue you faced? Good times.
Me tapping away on my dumb novel after my lamp broke illuminated only by the screens like some dumb classical painting of a scribe hunched over candlelight.
Has anyone benefited more from Ezra Miller and Armie Hammer than Chris Pratt?
Old, haggard man holding up a cardboard sign that reads "The End is Near!" and young couple walking by with bags under their eyes asks, "You promise?"
Remember when "betting the farm" was a cautionary tale instead of an encouragement because fuck me that land ain't worth shit in a few years anyway?
First they ask women to stock up on hot sauce, now Plan B. Where does it end!?
Only now realizing that the craziest part of Goldilocks is how a fucking bear's house was indistinguishable from a human's to the child. What did her house smell like...?
You see a blue collar man in a Superman T-shirt that dude needs some praise, give it to him.
I just overheard two homeless people talk about how to hack a shopping cart so they can take use it as a trolley then laugh about the cost of gas. Cyberpunk as fuck.
Blizzard 2024: STARCRAFT THREE!!! It's Starcraft Free but if you want to win it's Starcraft Fee!
If Stranger Things still takes place in the 80s, where are all the band Tees and bumper stickers?
How petty am I these days? A woman gave me the side eye for putting on my masks before the store, so I stood in front of the entrance and pretending to hack up a lung. She went back to her car.
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