RealGrumpyMatt's profile picture. I'm a nice guy really, but I just fancy the occasional rage and rant. Who doesn't? Currently trying to calm myself down at home.

Grumpy Matt

@RealGrumpyMatt

I'm a nice guy really, but I just fancy the occasional rage and rant. Who doesn't? Currently trying to calm myself down at home.

Had a name change today. I'm still Grumpy though so don't worry - hatred filled vitriolic tweets will still pepper your newsfeeds


I hate tidying up. Had to clean my drawers out. So much stuff. So I chucked half of it in @SpaceNK's desk drawers #MegaLolz


Hungover. Back away. You have been warned #grumpy


I've got plans today. It is the office tidy up. So I'm going to tidy up @ChairDeNoor. It will make me wheely happy (which is rare for me)


My alter ego @geetarchurchy has his #BigBoyVoice on today. He is talking about the social interwebs or some bollocks like that. #ZZZZZZZ


I hate Wednesdays - I'm gonna get a job in Starbucks just so I can spell your name wrong and ruin your morning!


The angst and pitch of my voice heightens every time I get an email I don't like. I've just cracked a number of windows it is that high #FFS


MONDAY!!! COFFEE!!!! BARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! #RagingMatt


Finally booked some TOIL - in April 2016! #SlaveForWork


*Cough*, *splutter*! I reckon I have a virus which I've caught from my arch nemesis alter ego @geetarchurchy #snotty


Hey @_ElSwann, did you know that Twitter is a micro-blogging service which you can also use as a tool for finding influencers? #bigboyvoice


Realise I've been a little quiet recently. It is because I've been shocked at the treatment of @ChairDeNoor. Horrifying!


Having to use my grown up voice again on the phone today @_ElSwann


Back on the gird. Been locked in a room with @trippenbach for 3 days. Room starting to smell like cabbage and sweaty feet #grotty


I get annoyed when my laptop goes slow. However repeated smashing of my mouse buttons actually makes my laptop work harder and faster.


I'm back everyone! Had a shit holiday. What makes me happy is that Watford are currently in an automatic promotion place. #BOTFN


FFS! Rain! Test Match Special is boring now


Had a great weekend. The 'orns beat Brum City so that improved my mood no end. Over now though. Monday means back to work


Dear @EdelDigSocial - yeah, we didn't want to be in a bigger room for this meeting at all did we???


@emilyvrawlins It annoys me having to get up early to look this good too


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