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@RealJourno

Giving you the honest, unvarnished and unflattering thinking of a modern TV journalist. [email protected]

The Herald Sun website won't load. How do I know who wins the #Brownlow? I'll have to wait for the announcement.


Simply writing "failure to condemn" or "refuses to deny" still gives me chills. The buzz of an impending beat up is better than sex.


Can someone please find last year's "die hard footy fans camp out for grand final tickets" script? I'll just tweak it for today's yarn. #AFL


I've spent four days on a bus promoting politicians to regurgitate talking points. Now I'm a political journo!


Should I know Bob Ellis?


Just changed my surname on Facebook because I'm basically a celebrity now, RIGHT?!


Goal for the night: a selfie with @barriecassidy. #quills


I'd bend over backwards to put all journalists' cliches and mixed metaphors on the chopping block. At knifepoint.

But endless cliches are ok it seems



Interviewing Ben Stiller tonight. I'm going to ask him to appraise my Blue Steel. Because nobody's done that yet.


"And what do your friends and family say about all this?"


"What's your message to those people then?"


Wouldn't want to be flying out of Melbourne right now.

RealJourno's tweet image. Wouldn't want to be flying out of Melbourne right now.

Makes diary note to check in 30 days.

A Malvern East man has been ordered by a judge to clean up a huge trash pile from his front yard within 30 days. bit.ly/1RuuzXH



Oh please. I've won a fucking Quill.


WHERE CAN I GET COFFEE???


Well, my regular cafe is shut.


Oh you've got the day off? That's nice. (Ggggrrrr...)


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