Hello there beautiful
Next person to pick me up out of my pond will have their hands pissed on by warm frog piss
The frog has much hate due to his diet of bugs and such. The frog concerns himself with none of it.
That damn squirrel just split the world in half again. He fucking blew up the pond for his stupid acorn he keeps losing
People often ask me to explain bug catching techniques at parties. I don’t go to many parties.
Support my cousin and the pond’s local band they’ll be playing tonight here
For all the times you lost a game of Frogger, fuck you that hurt getting hit by that car
It has come to my attention that my pond sits upon a land owned by a world that no longer exists.
Thinking of visiting my cousins, the Titicaca scrotum frogs at Lake Titicaca.
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