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Ron Burgundy

@RealRonB

I am better than you. If you disagree, you will receive a swift kick to the mouth. *PARODY*

RT if you think that Anchorman 2 being rated PG-13 is bullshit


I am hungry 25 hours a day.


Girl’s eyebrows nowadays look like Nike signs...


Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.


Sarcasm is always the best answer to a stupid question.


Don't tickle me, I’ll stab you in the throat.


Then Satan said, "Let there be math!"


I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 years ago...


Operator: "9-1-1 please hold..." Me: "Ok. Hey, stop stabbing me for a second." Murderer: "K."


I put the "i" in "single"


Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a lot of problems.


Sippin on a six pack of cold ones

RealRonB's tweet image. Sippin on a six pack of cold ones

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I can swim without floaties.


Tell a therapist, not Facebook.


My brain has way too many tabs open.


I can't believe that I wanted to grow up, what was I thinking.


My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.


McDonald's should have a 3rd window where you can trade in all the wrong crap they gave you at the 2nd window.


Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn't. Stupid enough to do it anyway.


Did anyone ever notice that in Harry Potter, the soul-eating dementors never go for Ron?


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