Ron Burgundy
@RealRonB
I am better than you. If you disagree, you will receive a swift kick to the mouth. *PARODY*
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Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
Sarcasm is always the best answer to a stupid question.
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 years ago...
Operator: "9-1-1 please hold..." Me: "Ok. Hey, stop stabbing me for a second." Murderer: "K."
Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a lot of problems.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I can swim without floaties.
I can't believe that I wanted to grow up, what was I thinking.
My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
McDonald's should have a 3rd window where you can trade in all the wrong crap they gave you at the 2nd window.
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn't. Stupid enough to do it anyway.
Did anyone ever notice that in Harry Potter, the soul-eating dementors never go for Ron?
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