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I'm Santa. Let me know what you want for Christmas. I'll see what I can do.
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We are just working away here at the North Pole! What do you want for #Christmas?
As Christmas gets closer, I start getting out more! Time to work it out!
If anyone wants to take over the @RealSantaTweets account so I can focus on making toys, please DM me.
Albert Pujols just went from the Nice List to the Naughty List as far as Cardinals fans are concerned.
As an early Christmas present to all of the anti-iPhone folks, Instragram is coming to Android! #SocialSanta
@treyisnotdead You and I both Trey, you and I both. #WedBeRich
@TheDrZo Just doing my job sir, just doing my job. #SleepWell
It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas across much of North America! Just a few more days!
Not bad! Did you draw that? RT @jonforeman: Sketchy Santa instagr.am/p/XiVKz/
@christy_herself Those are few and far between these days unfortunately. I'll see what I can do. :)
This year instead of giving out coal, I'll be giving out Rebecca Black's single "Friday" to all the bad kids. #BadBadBadBad
Cain's Plan B should be called The Godfather Plan: "I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse." #999Plan #CainWreck
If you get your fake beard stuck while trying to rappel into a local mall, #YouMightNotBeTheRealSanta: youtu.be/s9Qg39Fvg1c
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To all the ladies out there: you are all beautiful in your own way. You don't have to look like a #VSFashionShow model to be attractive.
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