RealSeanithan's profile picture. Do people actually read these? I'm Sean. I have a wife. I have some kids. That's it.

Interrogate de semitis antiquis, quae sit via bona, et ambulate in ea

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Do people actually read these? I'm Sean. I have a wife. I have some kids. That's it. Interrogate de semitis antiquis, quae sit via bona, et ambulate in ea

Good evening. I'm 2 feet away from the fire and there are ice crystals forming in my drink. How are you?

RealSeanithan's tweet image. Good evening. I'm 2 feet away from the fire and there are ice crystals forming in my drink. How are you?

Embrace the butt

RealSeanithan's tweet image. Embrace the butt

Don't go inside and get a jacket: just add fuel to the fire.

RealSeanithan's tweet image. Don't go inside and get a jacket: just add fuel to the fire.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I won't celebrate along with any wedding - nor will I support that wedding with my attendance - whose ceremony is not a marriage. This includes a wedding of two persons of the same sex, but it also includes a wedding involving currently married…

I’m not disagreeing with you, because we can’t celebrate sin. But it does seem like we care more about gay sin than a cohabitating couple, a third divorce, an affair that led to marriage, underage, etc. All of those sins send us to hell if we don’t repent. So we need to be…



When I ask my wife to make supper, she turns on the stove; when she asks me to make supper...

RealSeanithan's tweet image. When I ask my wife to make supper, she turns on the stove; when she asks me to make supper...

Not to brag, but Papist Whimsy follows me.

Not to brag, but Kerstin Koepl follows me.



My goal is to push our position into one where we have the ability to host get togethers: we have the fewest children (or tied for fewest) of all our friends, but we still have 4 in a 700 sq ft house. Hard to fit too many more in here.

.@catholic_comedy asked me tonight what I want to happen this year and it all came down to: we want to spend more time with friends. We want to host more get togethers, have a better social life for our kids and invest in our friendships. Be a great friend this year.



People say you love all your kids the same, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that the increase from each kid is greater than what one would expect, and is probably a good 20% greater than the existing per-kid love. That is, if you have a child whom you love with a…


Just found a picture of me at 2 months. It looks identical to my 2-month-old daughter. That makes me fear that my daughter is going to look just like me. "But Sean, maybe a girl version of you would actually look good!" FALSE! I have a little sister who looks just like me, so I…


$20 says someone takes this, reads it as serious, and then responds accordingly.

Of course I'm going to criticize another man's wife for not being attractive to me: what's the point of even existing if I don't personally find you attractive? That's why I've taken the position that no men should exist (not even me, as I don't find myself attractive...OK, I…



Why is the truth lying?

The truth lies in this land, shrouded by a wretched veil. Pull the thread, and unravel the horrors as one. #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

ELDENRING's tweet image. The truth lies in this land, shrouded by a wretched veil.
Pull the thread, and unravel the horrors as one.
#ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN


"Literally nobody believes the thing that everyone believed until 38 minutes ago, and the overwhelming majority of Christians today believe." Retweeting Laurel instead of the other fellow so his tweet doesn't get any more engagement.

Oh boy. Not doing this one today. I’m too tired. But this tweet is just not of benefit. Perhaps you should reword it in a way that is less dismissive of your brothers and sisters with different views on exactly how Christ’s atonement for sin functions.



Back when I played, I always played green, green/blue, or green/black sometimes (I tried white/black Orzhov once, but I didn't play it enough to figure it out), but I always focused on green. If I survived to turn 4 or 5, it was game over. My brother focused red and switched…

I actually might be the worst poker player in the world. I might be too impatient or something and don't feel like playing too many odds/percentages. Kind of why in Magic I always leaned towards aggro decks. Just smash as quick as possible before they stabilize.



I like a lot of things that others (sometimes the majority of people) hate, some of which are objectively super-low quality, but I like them anyway; and I see others talking about the thing I like in a way that shows they hate it. I just go right on enjoying it. It's a very…

Enjoy it all you want, but why does our opinion affect your opinion of it? Is it because you secretly agree with us?



This just in: different things are different.

Never thought my most controversial post on here would be me saying listening to a book and reading a book are not the same. Let me explain. It’s not a judgment against audiobooks, I listen to them too and I love them. It’s simply a fact that reading something and listening to…



My coworkers see me in the same shirt two days in a row and ask if I'm comfortable wearing a dirty shirt. My answer: of course I'm not comfortable wearing a dirty shirt, which is why I have on a different undershirt. Duh.


Four years later, I'm still proud of myself for this one.

RealSeanithan's tweet image. Four years later, I'm still proud of myself for this one.

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“The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.”

Strangeland_Elf's tweet image. “The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.”

Do you ever just throw a big mess of meat on the smoker so you can have some of everything in the freezer ready to go? No? Just me? Ok, cool.

RealSeanithan's tweet image. Do you ever just throw a big mess of meat on the smoker so you can have some of everything in the freezer ready to go? No? Just me? Ok, cool.

See, if I want chicken breast meat, I just dry-brine 8 or 10 breasts on Friday, add pepper and cook over charcoal on Saturday, then slice them up, portion them, and vacuum seal them (sometimes with rice, sometimes alone). They can go in the fridge or freezer, and you just plop…

We eat the shit out of the them



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