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@RealTedJohnson

#Blacklivesmatter Any past tweets that may be deemed offensive are not the current viewpoints of the account owner. This is a preapology note

I mean there's rape but go on

Paying for sex is the LOWEST thing you can do as a man. True or False?



Tearing that shit up

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?

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What do you do?


I gotta do it for my friends i expect the same

You’re driving. Your friend is in the front seat. You’re going to pick up your girl. Does your friend move, or stay?



Looner

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink



Not even if the school is technically lacking funds

Men who coach high school girls sports and younger without a daughter on the team are suspect and you can’t convince me otherwise



Smh

• No scandals • No arrests • No drama • No allegations Just some damn good football.

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• No arrests
• No drama 
• No allegations

Just some damn good football.


Those are it. This lady is immune to aging

Need to see her latest pictures



Its a water park...

In your opinion, is this proper attire for a family waterpark?

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Then tell me why I be praying the blunt doesnt canoe

I’m sorry but you cannot worship God and smoke weed.



Hi champ

You have 48hrs to say hi to Champ, he'll save u from a terrible 2026

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he'll save u from a terrible 2026


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THE GIRL YOU LIKE IS DRUNK SUCKIN DICK TONIGHT GO TO BED BRO


Motorsport season is here

Boys without girlfriends, what do you do on Saturdays? 🤔



Jerry, Homer. And Stan at least try to be good dads even in later seasons, Peter hasn't tried to be one for awhile.

who is the WORST cartoon dad?

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PostinClips's tweet image. who is the WORST cartoon dad?
PostinClips's tweet image. who is the WORST cartoon dad?
PostinClips's tweet image. who is the WORST cartoon dad?


You misspelled phat.

Why do women become fat after marriage?

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💯

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Its aight

Boys without girlfriends, how’s life ?



Work smarter not harder

Man says that a real man would have come downstairs to carry all the grocery bags up instead of creating a pulley system while his wife loads it up. Thoughts? 👀 🤔



Shadow

What would you name him ?

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If i wanna play games ill head down to the barcade right by my spot.

Dear men, why do you no longer love women? These days, once a woman says "NO," you’re gone. Why?



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