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Devon Martin

@RealtorDevonM

Real Estate Agent, Content Creator, and I put my pants on one leg at a time

This is the most predictable video of 2019 but I still laughed so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I'm always so flattered when gay guys try flirting with me ☺️

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Tell all your nerd friends Smash is at kava this Saturday

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Does this sound like bad porn music?


Let's talk about space n shit


6ix9ine pleaded guilty which means he is looking at minimum 47 years in prison. Hes 22 years old now which means he will be 69 when he gets out. Just sayin


Baby: cries Lady: why are you screaming?!


Girls make no damn sense


Chili contest at work.. prayers for our janitor 🙏


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you know what are cute? slugs


Why they gotta put Planet Fitness within view of McDonald's drive thru? Making me feel bad n shit


"Don't call me, you're using my cellphone minutes." -The Guy Looking At Million Dollar Houses


Saying "lol" is to force the mood to not be too serious even though you're pretty heckin serious lol

When I go from “haha” to “lol” my mood mad shifted



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I ordered food and now want to go to sleep instead of wait for the food


Donut judge me!

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So many broken controllers

When I go from “haha” to “lol” my mood mad shifted



Alcohol kills germs, right? So if I get drunk tonight, it'll stop this cold I've got? 🤞


Girl you looking like the finest collard greens I've ever seen 🤤💚


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