RedDelorean
@RedDelorean
Using only a small fraction of my true power. Family bacon champ. Underrated toast preparer. Don't test me - or, you know, do.
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
In other news, Bizzaro Superman want to join the team that targets the alien residents. chicagotribune.com/2025/08/08/dea…
As a leftist I'm pretty much the other way around. Ideally guns should be illegal. But materially speaking, it's not feasible in the US, it's just not. If fascists are always going to be armed, then it's irresponsible of me to try and talk my friends out of gun ownership
I mean, I know MAGA is deluded, but damn; exactly how bad is the bot problem here on X? B/C the nutjob conspiracy nonsense is off the charts right now.
Ok MAGA, I'm warning you -- if you use up all the cope now there won't be any left for your next fuckups.
Just a reminder for Trunp supporters who may be thinking of clowning at the Fulton County Courthouse. Don't start none, won't be none.
I stole this meme from @JordanUhl
We’re actually trying to make it harder for out of state special interests to rewrite the Ohio constitution. Vote yes on 1 today to tell Nancy Pelosi to mind her own business.
I hope Ohio republicans are scared shitless. Subversive oppression of freedom will not stand. Not on our watch.
Caron Butler out here looking like James Earl Jones in Meteor Man
Not accidental. Trump regularly tries to test his supporters. He consistently makes them defend ridiculous claims and behavior so they feel even more pot-invested in him. If you defend one crazy thing he says, seems like less of a stretch next time.
Wow, time flies.
'Captain America: The First Avenger' was released 12 years ago today
Tom Cruise stunts are getting out of control
"Surely THIS will be the thing that kills Twitter and makes everyone go touch grass," I sob bitterly as I scroll through angry tweets about Twitter
Spectacular timelapse of the Milky Way and a phenomenon known as airglow seen from the International Space Station. Watch the full video in 4K on Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=8wMbzy…
Well, it's been a while. Sort of forgot about @Arbys since they still haven't brought back Potato Cakes. This is how you lose customers. They move on. You know how to bring us back. Bring THEM back.
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