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Jerry B

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Big guy, bigger heart. In love with my wife. Proud of my kids.

OKC. Shooting for fun? Black shoots white in cold blood? Where's Al and Jesse and the Dem's NOW?? #Hypocrites


I have large veins in my hand. How do you miss? OUCH! #Obamacare


I find it amusing when my girl can't keep her hands off me. But, then the X comes up and now I am a member of a pro X group plotting evil!


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We are all Trayvon. We are Trayvon. #JusticeForTrayvon instagram.com/p/cuHSYIAQ3v/


"@BlackBerry: Retweet this if you've had a #BlackBerry for more than 2 years." And I hate it...


I always steal their pens. #F'em


Why do doctors and dentists have us make an appointment at 10am and then have us wait.... Until 20 or 30 after before they see us? #TimeFU


Should there be a regulation on the maximum size a woman's ass can be before she can join the "Tramp Stamp association of America?" #TSAA


Eric Holder is a Treasonous Anti constitutionalist that should be Removed by any means neccessary!! GO TO HELL YOU BIGOT!!


Nothing wakes you up like a wrong way driver at 4am #oldschool


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That #WHCD was pathetic. The rest of America is out there working our asses off while these DC assclowns throw themselves a #nerdprom


Love my nigga's but where's my bitches? #oldschool


Wish I still had my two turntables and mixer + microphone. DJ need sum in the hizzy. #oldschool


Wish I had Adrian Zmed's bitches! #oldschool


Wish I had Peter North's Co*k! #oldschool


Wish I had Joe Frazier's left hook! #oldschool


20 min into a 1/2hr nap, rent a cop knocks. I arise from my bed. "Roll down the window" I refuse. "Thanks for being a dick" His genius reply


WHY DON'T THEY JUST KILL THE BASTARD WITH A DRONE LIKE THEY KILL OTHER TERRORISTS?


I stepped away from my car for less than 5 minutes. When I returned, the only thing missing was my bag of Burger King. Nothing else was gone


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